But first, the Trivia (8 Biomes points): What's this, exactly? Click to embiggen.
I'm getting picked up at noon by the sheriff's deputies. It's for the muscular dystrophy association, and I'm supposed to be raising bail online. I'm not doing very well, mainly because I haven't mentioned it until now. So if anyone wants to help, you can donate here. I'm pretty sure you can donate to that page even after I get released.
The goal of cardboard tube fighting is to break the other contestant’s cardboard tube without breaking your own. There are actually formal competitive leagues for this.
If you want to read something really scary, Nate Silver has ten reasons why Caribou Barbie could be the GOP candidate in 2012. And Nate Silver is rarely wrong.
Hump Day musical interlude: